I have such a rampant mistrust for the Sorting Hat. What kind of enchantment lasts a thousand years after its caster’s death? How is this snide piece of regrettable fashion such a master Legilimens that it knows exactly how 11 year old kids are going to turn out? What does it…
"your password is weak"
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?